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Chapter 5: Bieber and Beer
Carlisle just chuckles it up as he always does. He may be ten years our senior, but he never seems to get tired of us. He says our shenanigans are "constant entertainment."
Edward just gives Emmett his signature girly stink-eye which really only looks like a cross between a scowl and a pout. He looks even more like a pussy. I really don't even know why we've hung out with him all these years; he's such a moody little bitch.
He finally says, "I'll throw in Truth and a copy of Throbbin' Hood: Prince of Beaves," and the fucker has the nerve to look excited about it!
"Oh, come the fuck on, Cullen!" Emmett bellows as I groan and Carlisle stifles another fucking chuckle, almost choking on his beer. "No one wants to watch your PG-13, soft core bullshit!" he continues.
I agree and Edward looks at us like we're insane.
"What? It's got a pretty accurate story line," he defends. And because we're gaping at him like he's a total fucking moron – because he is – he adds under his breath, "and the acting's pretty good, too," like it fucking matters.
Emmett looks completely gob smacked, but I just shake my head and avert my eyes. No one watches porn for an "accurate story line" or "good acting."
…sometimes, I really wonder about that boy…~Tay
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