Me, Me, Me!

Who am I?

Well, I have a different name for every website so sometimes it's tough to figure out, but I always sign comments or whatnot as Tay. Maybe you've seen me around; I'm pretty much everywhere.
Find me anywhere, I'm always down to shoot the shit and just hang out. I think I spend about 12-18 hours a day on the computer, (The life of a stay at home mom). I can talk your ear off about Twilight and roller derby so if you have an aversion to either of those things...well, you probably shouldn't be here.

I'm a comment h00r and a weirdo. Although I write nothing but Jalice, I pretty much only read BxE. I'm not one for slash, but I've been known to read a few one-shots. Carlisle/Bella freaks me out, but I've read a few of those as well. I live, love, and write in the world of AU/AH and pretty much despise Crackfic. I'm a DIE-HARD Jacob fan and I hate how everyone makes him the asshole. He is NOT "Paris," leave my puppy alone!! That said, I hate BellaxJacob with a passion. I won't even read anything where they are a couple unless they are breaking up or totally divorced. =)

I'm usually a total contradiction.

I have a soft spot for Renesmee/Alec AU stories (hence the twilighted username), but they are usually too similar and are few and far between.

You can find all of my stories on my FFn site and some on Twilighted as well.
~Tay

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My Babies!:

Marriage: In All Its Splendor
**Banner by FrozenSoldier**
Summary: Jasper Whitlock is a real man with real needs -- and a wife that doesn't put up with his bullshit. What if Jasper were a more realistic type man? A burping, farting, asshole of a man/boy always trying to pull one over on his loving wife. Alice is always there by his side (unless - of course - she's one step ahead)
World: All Human, OOC
Characters: Jasper, Alice
Rating: Mature (graphic language, lemons)

A Deserving Man
**Banner by Mehek18**
Summary: (one-shot) Edward spends every night thinking about what could have been. He's changed everything about himself so he'll never have to be that man again. The man she loved. He doesn't deserve it; he doesn't deserve her. Who else has to hurt for the mistakes he's made.
World: All Human, OOC
Characters: Edward (some Jasper, Bella focused)
Rating: Teen (Slash insinuation)

A Watcher's Wardrobe Guide
 **Banner by reluctantreader aka me!**
Summary: Jasper has kept a close eye on Bella since she first moved to Forks, Washington. He's deciphered every twitch, every sigh, every outfit she wears to try to get to know her better. When he finally gets the courage to make her his girl, will he know her as well as he thinks he does, or will Bella surprise him?
World: All Human, OOC, High School
Characters: Jasper, Bella
Rating: Mature (Language)

The Befuddlement of Jasper Whitlock
 **Banner by FrozenSoldier**
Summary:  (one-shot) Forks, Washington is a simple town with two simple certianties: Change sucks and Jasper Whitlock is cool. What happens when a fast talking, pervy minded, shoe store smelling fashionista whirls into town and tosses preconceived notions out of the window? How will the town -- as well as the boy her sights are set on -- cope with the sudden changes? (Originally written for "The Many Faces of Jasper" Contest hosted by the Jasper's Darlins.)
World: All Human, OOC, High School
Characters: Jasper, Alice
Rating: Mature (graphic language, lemons)

I. Swan: Superstar
 ****currently no banner****
Summary: (two-shot) Psycho fans, meathead body guards, scheming road mangers, and cross dressing sex cowboys. What the hell's musical pop star mega sensation Isabella Swan to do in bum-fuck Texas? *sigh* Guess she'll just have to sign more autographs. (Written for Tiffaninichole because I love her and her smutty ways.)
World: All Human, OOC
Characters: Jasper, Bella
Rating: Mature (PwP --Porn without Plot)

Oblivian
****currently no banner****
Summary: Renesmee's been sheltered her entire life and is ready to break free. Normal teenagers do whatever they want with minimal consiquenses. Why can't she just be normal without vampire life catching up with her? (sadly, this story is on a broken computer, I don't think I can finish it)
World: Alternate Universe, College
Characters: Renesmee, Alec
Rating: Mature (some language, underage drinking)

And So It Is
 **banner by Tkegl**
Summary: His job was to ensure her immortality. But when he falls in love with her instead, his ignorance will be the downfall of them all. (Written for the "Jukebox" Contest. Won Host's Choice award.)

World: Post Breaking Dawn/Alternate Universe
Characters: Renesmee, Alec
Rating: Mature (some language, death )

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